There once was a PM called Rishi Whose plans for the future were wishy And washy but hey At the end of the day He had lovely teeth and was dishy © Gail Foster 4th January 2023
Limerick
So Many More Coffins Than You
There once was a President who
Didn’t give one fuck or two
‘It’s tremendous!’ he said
‘We’ve got so many dead!
And so many more coffins than you!’
There once was a President who
Said that science was simply not true
‘All this talk of a spread
Is all fake news!’ he said
‘What’s that smell?’ he said. ‘That’s the dead.’ ‘Ew.’
There once was a President who
Killed his country. ‘The size of the queue
Of our glorious dead
Is enormous!’ he said
And it was. And it grew. And it grew.
© Gail Foster 28th March 2020
Brexit Backstab Bitchfest
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There once was a government who
Were divided and hadn’t a clue
How to manage the exit
From Europe and Brexit
You first. Oh no, after you.
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There once was a government who
Were at war. It was blue upon blue
As they edged down the halls
With their backs to the walls
You first. Oh no, after you.
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There once was a government who
Were divided and nobody knew
What to do, so they bitched
And they backstabbed and stitched
Up each other. You first. After you.
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© Gail Foster 12th September 2018
