With apologies to good Tories, the merely misguided and those who are offended by swearing…
Election Dis Function
The parties are all over
Fat smug ladies have sung
Today we know our Parliament
Is not Well Hung
A loud triumphal snort was heard
As Georgie passed the line
We’ve got a Tory Government
And the rich will do just fine
Corks have been popping
Lemons have been sucked
We’ve got us a new Parliament
And the poor are F***ed
Farewell to the old guard
Their ghostly voices haunt the halls
Now there’s a new Government
That’s got no Balls
In the graveyard there’s an Edstone
Under which Nick sleeps uneasy
We’ve got us a new Parliament
And Farage is feeling queasy
Now we’ll all be shafted
By old Etonians and bankers
We’ve got a right wing Government
You put them there, you w***ers
Hoorah for the posh boys
Break out the champagne and the coke
You voted in the Tories!
What a f***ing joke
Love it
El
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I’ve by no means had an situation with either of
them.
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