The arrival of Poundland in Devizes is a Big Issue…

Local Witsmith David Young created this photograph which inspired my verse

Punland

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Oh Punland has come to Devizes

It’s handy and cheaper than chips

Buy one liners in various sizes

Pay a quid for a handful of quips

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Pop in there and knock off a quick one

The banter is simply top shelf

The punch line – look after your penis

And your pun will look after itself

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 by Gail