Elon had a little saw
He used his saw for cutting
Jobs and money from the poor
And posing with when strutting
All out and shouty with his saw
Raw fact and sense rebutting
Or trousers down behind a door
Before a mirror, nutting
© Gail Foster 21st February 2025
DOGE
Double Dactyls for Elon Musk
Dodgily DOGE-ily
Elon the wealthiest
Man on the planet made
Plans for the rest
Neuralink chips all round
Down at Guantanamo
Experimentally
Put to the test
Muskily Muskily
Elon the DOGE master
Isn’t he plotting the
End of mankind?
Quiet you, quiet your
Eschatological
Questioning, Epsilon!
Get thee behind
© Gail Foster 12th February 2025