Imagine, if you will, the sorry scene The morning after, when, for all their sins You've had to go and empty all the bins At Downing Street. You didn't want to clean Who does? You spray a mist of Mr Sheen And polish, then you pick up all the tins With fag butts in, and bottles of fruit gins With lipstick on, and wonder who has been The twat who spaffed the red wine up the wall Or drunk enough to decorate with sick The silken carpets running up the hall If you were rich you'd tell them where to stick Their fucking job, their fag butts, and their wine - You spray a bit more Mr Sheen, and shine © Gail Foster 26th May 2022