He always was Conservative, was Fred
'The one thing they will never take away -
Conservative and proud!' he used to say
'And British. British born and British bred'
He liked a bit of bunting on the shed
And Elgar, bits of which he liked to play
Upon his trumpet on Election Day
'To keep away the immigrants' he said
When Boris came at first he liked him well
But then there was the party thing, and he
Was not impressed by that, nor by the smell
Of bullshit, Truss's rubbish, his MP -
The list went on. He just said 'Fucking Hell!'
And died, they said, in front of the TV
© Gail Foster 21st October 2022
One thought on “He Always Was Conservative, Was Fred”
Alas, poor Fred, better dead than red. Sadly missed, strike ‘im off the Party list.
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