Fie Sir, thou art a Troll

Fie Sir 

(a response to a provocative post)


Your voyeuristic anal post

Has got me choking on my toast

I should have better things to do

Than commenting on sex and poo

Whilst everybody likes a joke

‘Tis somewhat niche, the anal poke

Night up the alley, hard to see

For those without a front door key

What people do behind closed doors

With wives or husbands, friends or whores

Is up to them when with consent

I question, sir, your post’s intent

We English hide within our castles

No comment when it comes to assholes

Trolling really gets my goat

Fie, sir, flounder in my moat

I hope your banal gasket’s blown

Write what you know and get your own


by Gail

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